Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Helga's Parrot / Chocolate Turtles (Hey Arnold Season 4 Episode 7) - 'Toon Reviews 28


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Helga’s Parrot

The things Helga puts herself through to keep her love for Arnold secret are some of the funniest and most imaginative moments of the entire series.  They often tend to put her in out-of-the-ordinary places just to spy on people which lead to crazy unusual outcomes.  This cartoon features some of the most out-there moments of Helga fighting to keep her love secret, even working in a touch of dark comedy. 
She comes home to find that Big Bob has brought home a parrot he’s training to promote his beeper store.  However, the parrot is too annoying as he repeats every little thing Big Bob says as parrots typically do.  In typical neglectful fashion, Big Bob dumps the parrot in Helga’s room where things quickly get interesting. Helga gets a great idea for an Arnold poem, and thinking she’s alone, she writes it down while saying it out loud.  The parrot hears it all, and Helga is horrified to find that it keeps saying the poem without any hesitation.  In fact, it almost feels like the parrot is trying to make her crazy deliberately from how he looks at her as he says the poem no matter how she demands it to stop. 
The parrot is later let loose when Big Bob has enough of him too, but since he’s still saying the poem, Helga has to keep it from revealing her secret by chasing it down and killing it.  The main character of the cartoon is responding to her problem with murder.  That’s an almost surreal setup, especially from a family show which you wouldn’t think would go to these lengths.  Normally resorting to murder would not be a good move for likability. However, considering that this is a pesky animal who can’t be reasoned with Helga’s dealing with, it’s more acceptable than normal. 
Anyway, the parrot happens to end up at Arnold’s boarding house who takes it in and showers it with kindness.  It should be noted that at one point, Helga ends up face to face with Arnold and has the perfect opportunity to say that she’s looking for her parrot, but for some reason doesn’t.  I honestly don’t get why she wouldn’t say the truth.  Her love would still be a secret if she did.  Thankfully, that head scratching direction leads to a collection of imaginative scenarios and comedic moments. 
Helga goes undercover to almost stalker levels to watch over the parrot.  She ends up buying, of all things, a monitor lizard to cover why she’s followed Arnold to the pet store.  There’s awkwardness she causes for Arnold and Lila that actually works given the tone of the story.  She has to spend the night spying from behind Arnold’s couch which includes eating bird seed for dinner and a risqué moment of watching Arnold undress.  It’s a sequence of funny moments all in the name of what Helga has to do to hide her crush. 
It all results in a surprising end at show and tell which Arnold brings the parrot to.  It also makes use of the lizard from earlier who settles Helga’s problem once and for all…by eating the parrot whole.  Once again, this is the kind of dark humor that’s surprising to find in a family show.  True, bigger animals tend to eat smaller animals in real life, but we hardly ever see that onscreen.  This makes the fact that this cartoon goes that extra mile all the more impressive. 
It’s always a fun time watching Helga’s extreme lengths to protect her true feelings of Arnold from getting out to the public.  Her ordeal with that parrot is no different.
A+

Chocolate Turtles


Once again, we have very imaginative and out-of-the-ordinary ways of telling a story.  On the surface, it’s a fairly simple one of Arnold and Gerald selling candy to make money to benefit themselves, but it’s executed with interesting moments all throughout.  They’re mostly found in the challenges that stand in their way and how they attempt to get around them.  However, it does come with a few unfortunate implications. 
When Arnold and Gerald invest in selling the candy, chocolate turtles, it also comes with paying to join the scout troop responsible for them, the Campfire Lass.  Since they show no interest in joining a Scottish scout troop, their plan is to say that they’re not going to join after getting their money.  It’s a pretty shady move, but I can picture a lot of kids their age pulling crazy stunts like that to get rich quick.  Then again, it doesn’t make them look too clever for not considering how the Campfire Lass may feel when they say they paid the membership fee for nothing. 
Speaking of not looking so clever, Arnold and Gerald carelessly leave the innumerable boxes of chocolate turtles alone just so they can watch a TV show.  Now, this normally would be harmless. Given how the cartoon is structured with moments leading to interesting outcomes though, there’s a direction that gets them to act fast after leaving their supplies unattended.  Gerald’s little sister Timberly comes and takes interest in the chocolate turtles, and Gerald’s too distracted by the show to firmly state she’s not supposed to have any.  Getting the impression that it is ok to have some, Timberly ends up eating all the chocolate turtles, depriving Arnold and Gerald of what could’ve made them rich quick. 
Because of Timberly, Arnold and Gerald find the only way to still be able to sell the candy is to make homemade chocolate turtles themselves.  It’s an unusual approach to solve the problem and that they even have all the means to do it, but that just adds to the cartoon’s appeal.  It also fits the usual determined spirit that usually comes from problems Arnold has a hand in solving.  There’s a lot of labor to it and it’s an unprecedented practice, but it’s inspirational in showing that if your heart is in what you set out to do, it can be done. 
However, even when they do replace all the chocolate turtles, they taste bad because Timberly added a “secret ingredient,” salt.  It’s at this point where Timberly is a true detriment for causing all this trouble, and Arnold and Gerald are too conceited to keep an eye on her.  That said, this challenge does bring another interesting direction where Arnold and Gerald have to tell their customers they won’t be getting chocolate turtles.  The catch is that they have Timberly tell them since it’s her fault the supply is ruined.  It turns out that everyone is so moved by Timberly telling the sad story that they pay up anyway.  Even for this show, it’s very far-fetched that everyone would be touched by a little girl telling a sob story.  Surely some people would be mad that they’re not getting what they paid for.  Plus, it’s kind of messed up that Gerald would just use his genuinely sad little sister for his own gain down to the point of dressing her in rags for a crowd.  That’s got to leave some mental scars.  At least it’s not too damaging since Timberly is pretty cheerful afterwards and Arnold and Gerald lose all the money they made when they tell the Campfire Lass they're not joining. 
Ultimately, this is a cute cartoon with interesting challenges making it up if you can get past the instances of scamming and child manipulation.

A-


The Ranking
  1. Headless Cabbie
  2. Helga’s Parrot
  3. Oskar Can’t Read?
  4. Dinner for Four
  5. The Beeper Queen
  6. Stinky’s Pumpkin
  7. Big Gino
  8. Chocolate Turtles
  9. Friday the 13th
  10. Phoebe Skips
  11. Eugene’s Birthday
  12. Student Teacher
  13. Jamie O in Love
  14. Full Moon
The next Hey Arnold review returns to the cheese festival where Arnold tries to win over Lila this time, and Harold gets self-conscious about his weight.
Next time on MC Toon Reviews is the third part of the "Time is Money" arc from DuckTales.
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Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Time is Money Part 2: The Duck Who Would Be King (DuckTales Vol 3 Part 16) - 'Toon Reviews 25


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Time is Money Part 2: The Duck Who Would Be King


Rather than our heroes returning to the present right away, this second part of this arc sends them on a completely different adventure in the past.  At least it’s well done with an interesting setting and lore, and creative ways to bring everything together. 
Scrooge and the others end up in an ancient Chinese kingdom, Tupei and hope the locals can fix their time machine.  They meet Sen-Sen who insists that the prophesy of the Great One will soon be fulfilled.  Because of the claims of royal advisor Mung-Ho, no one believes Sen-Sen and commission her to be executed along with Scrooge and Launchpad who speak up in her favor. 
It’s just Scrooge’s luck that Bubba the Caveduck tagged along with him.  It’s a unique setup for a prehistoric child having something to do with a Chinese prophesy.  Bubba is considered the Great One since the prophesy says he’d ride in on a giant lizard, i.e. Tootsie.  From there, the story takes a comedic turn with this little caveduck in charge of the kingdom.  It shows when Tupei takes pleasure in imitating Bubba’s way of talking be it his imitation of modern radio talk or mispronuncing Scrooge’s name.  Of course, it’s appropriate that Scrooge’s main priority is getting the time machine fixed.  That is a major factor to this episode with time spent on Launchpad, Huey, Dewey, and Louie going up the mountains to refreeze the melted bombastium for the machine. 
However, Bubba as the Great One brings another subplot.  During a tour of the royal palace, attention is drawn to the royal treasury.  While swimming in the money, Scrooge deduces that Mung-Ho stole it from the people.  When he and Bubba expose him, it seems like a good place to end the subplot.  Then Mung-Ho reveals that he did earn the riches, having the people pay him for beating back bandits every year, something Sen-Sen didn’t tell Scrooge.  There’s an opportunity to give interesting layers to the characters.  Maybe Sen-Sen has ulterior motives to the prophesy and Mung-Ho is more caring of his kingdom than he seems.  Instead, they both turn out to be as black and white as they appear when it’s revealed that Mung-Ho is working with those bandits.  Not only that, but with the young Great One, he sees this as an opportunity to defeat him and fully take over the throne.  This wouldn’t be so disappointing if it wasn’t so convincing that he may have a caring side. 
At least what the reveal brings on is very fun.  In the climax, Scrooge impressively holds out strong and even takes out a few bandits until he gets conked out and young Bubba comes in to save him.  The bombastium subplot then merges with this when the boys and Launchpad enter in a giant snowball to save the day.  Also an earlier Launchpad gag is made relevant when the inside of an iron duck statue turns out to be a robot which scares away the bandits. 
While this adventure is overall enjoyable, there’s a big problem lingering through the whole thing.  What does this episode have to do with the rest of the arc?  It barely ties into its major elements, and anything to do with Tupei is never brought up again.  At best, it could be argued that it has Scrooge warm up to Bubba, but there’s still issues.  He’s hesitant to bring Bubba back and even considers leaving him in Tupei.  If this was a separate episode, there’d be no real issue.  Since it’s part of an arc, the episode is mostly a distraction despite how good it is. 
If you can get past it seeming like a detour though, you’ll really enjoy the world-building, plot structure, comedy, and all the makings of an entertaining adventure.
B+

The Ranking
  1. Once Upon a Dime
  2. Duck in the Iron Mask
  3. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. McDuck
  4. Spies in Their Eyes
  5. Nothing to Fear
  6. The Uncrashable Hindentanic
  7. Dime Enough for Luck
  8. Duck to the Future
  9. Launchpad’s First Crash
  10. Jungle Duck
  11. Ducky Horror Picture Show
  12. Time is Money Part 1: Marking Time
  13. Time is Money Part 2: The Duck Who Would Be King
  14. All Ducks on Deck
  15. Till Nephews Do Us Part
  16. The Status Seekers
Although Disc 2 ends here, the “Time is Money” arc continues in the third and final disc on the set with a proper continuation of the arc which sadly does not do great justice for Bubba's character.
Next time on MC Toon Reviews is a Hey Arnold review on "Helga's Parrot" and "Chocolate Turtles."

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Monday, March 4, 2019

Headless Cabbie / Friday the 13th (Hey Arnold Season 4 Episode 6) - 'Toon Reviews 28


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Headless Cabbie
This show doesn’t just stand out for portraying relatable events from different points of view.  Some of its most memorable experiences come from telling urban legend or scary stories which tend to craft an interesting atmosphere.  A lot of the time these stories go all out with darkness whether it be ghosts haunting a house, a wheezing ghost with a treasure in a cave, or a train driving straight to the underworld.  However, this season has a scary story that allegedly tops them all. 
It all unfolds when Arnold and his friends are having a sleepover, and pass the time by telling ghost stories.  Arnold has one that easily delivers on the scare factor.  It’s about a cabbie driver going about his business when he meets a woman looking for her dog.  They find it as the cabbie enters the park, but he keeps running away.  The pursuit of the dog becomes more intense as the woman demands the cabbie to go faster.  Eventually, a scarf the woman gave the cabbie gets caught on a branch forcing his head off just as the woman had planned.  Now the spirit of that event lives on as the cabbie’s ghost allegedly haunts the park to this day. 
A big reason why this story is so impactful is how it shows no fear in showing dark repercussions.  An innocent cabbie trying to help someone out is caught in what turns out to be a sick twisted plan resulting in his decapitation.  As a family show, you don’t normally expect events to go this far.  The use of dark, moody scenes and freak events like running into a man with a hook hand as well as a message of the cabbie haunting the park add to the feel the story goes for. 
Now, as effective as the story is, it’s not all that the cartoon consists of.  After Arnold tells the story, the guys decide to go out for ice cream, and the park is the quickest way to get there.  Along the way, there’s some unease about going through the place where the spirit of the headless cabbie is said to haunt to this day.  This is especially true for Harold who’s the most hesitant about going through the park.  It’s pretty telling how impactful the story is when the biggest and toughest-looking member in the group is unable to hide his usual insecurities. 
From there, the guys start feeling like they’re living the story, noticing eerie similarities, and on a foggy night too.  Some of them have logical reasoning to them, like the sounds of trots on the cobblestones turning out to be Eugene in clog shoes.  One is completely misinterpreted when they all find a man with a hook with a hand who’s actually trying to sell something.  However, there are some events that are pretty on the nose with their connection to the story like the same breed of dog happening to be there and a red scarf caught in a tree.  The guys start panicking as they notice more signs while only Arnold keeps the peace by pointing out possible explanations for what they find.  Even that becomes hard to argue when they find an actual cabbie manned by a seemingly headless man carrying a demonic laughing woman, bringing a legitimate scare.  However, there’s an explanation for this that’s both unexpected with Ernie being the cabbie in an oversized coat, and funny with the laugh coming from Mr. Hyunh who likes doing it. 
In the end, the legit fears turn to laughs that easily catch the audience off guard.  However, the fear factor still exists when Ernie picks up a mysterious woman looking for her dog who gives him a red scarf.  Knowing the legend, I think you can guess what this suggests.  The great success of this scary story-themed cartoon comes from the lengths of the featured story and how you legitimately wonder how true it really is.

A+
Friday the 13th
I honestly don’t know where the old saying that Friday the 13th is dedicated to bad luck came from.  It’s also one that can be easily disproven since I can think of plenty of Friday the 13ths in my life no different from any other day.  That’s why when there’s a cartoon about characters living through that day and making a big deal over how it relates to bad luck, it’s a little too ridiculous and hard to get behind. 
For this one, it’s at least nice that Arnold’s goal is to prove how ridiculous the beliefs surrounding Friday the 13th are.  Even so, it’s still pretty absurd that everyone else is a strong advocate for what the day allegedly brings.  I get Arnold’s eccentric grandparents, but then we have Gerald who says he couldn’t leave the house without the appropriate good luck charms.  Eventually, Arnold not believing in Friday the 13th is discovered by that one-dimensional fifth grade bully, Wolfgang along with his assistant Edmund.  Through a tense confrontation, Arnold is roped into doing all the things said to bring certain years of bad luck and has Gerald do it with him.  Through stepping on cracks, breaking mirrors, and opening umbrellas indoors, Arnold and Gerald certainly look brave against the superstitious crowd. 
The thing is, the cartoon actually supports the prior belief that Friday the 13th is a load of nonsense and makes said crowd look ridiculous.  This may seem hard to believe at first since bad things seem to happen to Arnold and Gerald all day following breaking all those superstitions.  However, the direction of the storytelling outright states that these things aren’t happening because of the nature of the superstitions.  They’re all direct results of the dirty work Wolfgang and Edmund do behind their backs.  They mess up their desks, make their lockers stuck, puncture their bike tires, and drop paint and fish on them.  Not to mention, when Arnold and Gerald break down and buy a reversal bad luck kit, they cause them more humiliation by switching their cream with honey.  Can you guess what that attracts?  This isn’t really bad luck if outside sources are causing all these bad things happening. In fact, only one bad thing truly seems somewhat far-fetched.  Why are there so many bees living in a city area? 
That said, outwardly showing that Wolfgang and Edmund are responsible for what Arnold and Gerald endure doesn’t make for any tension.  The audience knows the reasons behind what’s happening to them, making it too easy to see that Arnold was right about Friday the 13th all along.  If we didn’t see Wolfgang and Edmund cause trouble when it happened, there would be a legit reason to think that Arnold and Gerald shouldn’t have broken the superstitions.  The answer could’ve come right after they discover Edmund’s symbolic purple gum, and not before.  Since we know the truth, there’s no question as to whether Arnold was right to start this. 
Even so, it’s great that Arnold and Gerald get back at those bullies with a retaliation involving many black cats which they’re able to get thanks to Arnold’s grandma.  Given how one-dimensional they are, any consequence they get for their uncalled for jerkiness is pleasing.  Even if it is held back by a lack of tension, I cannot give enough credit to this cartoon for showing that Friday the 13th is really not worth making a big dal over.  All you really need to do is be wary of bullies.
A-
The Ranking
  1. Headless Cabbie
  2. Oskar Can’t Read?
  3. Dinner for Four
  4. The Beeper Queen
  5. Stinky’s Pumpkin
  6. Big Gino
  7. Friday the 13th
  8. Phoebe Skips
  9. Eugene’s Birthday
  10. Student Teacher
  11. Jamie O in Love
  12. Full Moon
The next Hey Arnold review nails dark humor as Helga sets out to stop a parrot from blowing her secret love for Arnold by killing it, and Arnold and Gerald run into trouble while delivering chocolate turtles.
Next time on MC Toon Reviews is the second part of the "Time is Money" arc from DuckTales.
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